Paul, I don't care enough about you to make fun of you anymore. In fact, I don't care enough about you to call you Paul.
Now listen, Puh. I didn't have a life before you came, and I sure as hell won't have one by the time you shutup and start lurking. So there.
As far as 'criticism' goes, you're a shitstirrer, plain and simple. You want to critique art? Maybe you hang around the boards for a while and build an esteemable reputation for yourself so that people actually respect your opinion. Or you could go the other route and pop up on the radar by being a complete carpet muncher and spouting vomments on a number of established artists' works.