once , when i was a kid (6ish),
i had to take a leak real bad ,
i was riding my bike and i came
barreling into my driveway and i
miss judged my garage door ,
ended up smashing into it and pissed my
pants , warm blood and pee , i remember
after the initial shock just going for it .
my mother came out and started crying
and i was just laying there pissing my pants.