My title (which I did not give myself) means I get paid more than an Art Director and less than a Creative Director. It also means that I do not require any hand-holding and am largely responsible for myself but not responsible for anyone else (nobody reports to me). It is not a title I gave myself so Paul's whole deal about calling it out is indeed retarded.
Work that is easy to digest for most people, to me equates to homogenized, uniform, bland, uninteresting. Like GAP khakis and lunch at Chili's.
I "attack" your work you "attack" my title? A title I didn't give myself nor do I care about.
Try again. Or don't. I don't care. I've wasted enough time acknowledging your lame-ass presence and find it boring.