This reminds me of the time I was tripping balls at a Pink Floyd concert and pissed a rainbow into the trough in the men's room. When I started laughing uncontrollably everyone moved away from me for some reason.
This RULES! I like pointing out to my boy "hot chicks" on the TV and say to him..."see these pretty girls... Don't ever feel intimidated by them. They fart and stink and have messy poop sometimes, just like everyone else."