this would catch my attention if I saw it on a telephone pole. Then its eyes would follow me down the street. Then I would have bad dreams about it. Then in the morning, I would wake up and it would be taped to the ceiling over my bed. Then the tape would come loose and it would fall towards my face but I wouldn't be able to move so i would just scream and scream and the police would find my bloodless corpse hanging on a telephone pole.