Pretty funny, eh? I have a whole book called "Jokes and Anecdotes to Make Your Speeches and Presentations ZING!" I found it in the impulse-buy rack at Kinko's. My personality is pretty much cut and pasted out of that.
When we make flyers, we offer our clients free undercoating, as well as a coupon for a free interior upgrade. And with our new subscription service, users can download patches and bug fixes for their flyers for a full year.