dude... this is how messed up this guy is. Rumor has it that he's like this crotchety old dude married to this crazy model chick who's never around cuz she works out of the country like ALL the time. So it isn't like he even has any "quality" time with her. I dunno if it is a marriage of convenience or what. Like I said, I met them once and they wigged me out.
But like all he does, is spend time in his barn making gigantic fiberglass candy, and nobody knows for what or for whom. That, and he does the occasional gig poster.
I recently heard he runs an Elephant Ears and hand and face painting booth at summer fairs and carnivals in and around Illinois and the Midwest.
But he doesn't need the cash like cuz of his wife's gig. He just does it for fun.
He's like the friggin' Howard Hughes of carnies, man.
So, like this guy "Supercorn"... he's a REAL whackjob.
"Supposedly" he's like this recluse artist guy who lives out in the country on the outskirts of Chicago. Probably why he goes with the "corn" moniker. Hardly anybody ever sees him. He does the occasional poster gig for bands that he likes.
He's got like this totally smoking wife who's like an international model or something. He stays home and makes "art" cuz she's like raking in the dough.
I met him and his wife once at a show. He was friggin' weird man.
And I guess he's obsessed with comic books and the game Candyland. He makes like HUGE candy pieces out of fiberglass in his barn. Like giant candy canes and lollypops that kinda junk. I dunno if he sells any but I heard he's got a barn full of the stuff.