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    Default Mycoxafloppin or Mydixadrupin ?

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
    name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
    of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
    Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
    consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
    that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
    Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
    of course, Ibepokin.

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
    liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
    suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
    literally pour himself a stiff one.

    Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
    meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good
    old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market
    the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
    implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means
    that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
    boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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    impotence is under-rated

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    myblogsasuckin

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