well, that's certainly comforting...
Great... I finally get my career on the right path again and whamo... war.
Why can't we all just get along?
Oh... that's right Mr. President, I forgot about that.
Maynard, just move to the middle of the country, it oughtta be safe there, I hear Oklahoma is nice this time of year.
I've been across the country several times, lived all over the place, and I'll tell ya: Love it or not, Cali is for me.
Besides, a little threat and danger makes living here that much more exciting!
I think it's funny that the name of the missile is "Taepo Dong 2". As if missiles and arms races aren't obviously phallic pissing-contests anyway.
"My Taepo Dong 2 is bigger and can shoot farther than your Taepo Dong 2"
yep, we got all the AWACS planes flying around the air force base where i work (well, for 11 more days, anyway). nice and cozy...and cheap.Originally Posted by Jeph
Well it's tempting, but I like the thrill of living in the town that's still the #1 west coast nuclear target. At least I'm not in LA... uggghhhh!
L.A. rules. Got everything you couls ever want and no rain or snow. I like it so much I bought a house here.
I live like 2-3 miles from MacDill AFB in Tampa, central command or some such shit for the Middle East operations. Woo-hoo! Gotta get my duct tape & plastic sheeting.