Does the plaugue go better with bacon or ham?
Eh, Lubbuck is far enough away...
"The disease is characterized by swelling, weakness and fever"
Great, I've got the plague. What more could go wrong this week. Thanks, Lubbock.
First, hundreds of dead pigs, now this.
we got the Plague here up on top of Potrero Hill in the park. carried by fleas on chipmunks and squiwwlls.
Cute but don't pet them.
I get the swelling and weakness but only after eating too much pork.
We're all going to have plague symptons after Jared & Jennifer's BBQ.
i use only the finest plague-ridden meats.
Suggestion: Plague stuffed jalapenos wrapped in bacon.