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    Default Hey what's wrong?!?!?!?!

    I just stretched some of my grandma's panty hose on an old picture frame with thumbtacks, painted on the whole quart of speedball emulsion, then exposed it for six hours with a flashlight (one of those high powered maglites)
    the positive was made by dipping a photocopy in milk and then toasting it to bring out the black.
    When I go to wash it out I can't seem to pee hard enough or long enough, the image appears, and then goes rancid. This screenprinting doesn't work. Now I have to have 200 posters done by 9 o'clock tonight or this proto metalhead hairband with a 300 pound drummer who "fuckin' hates everything, 'specially screenprinters" is gonna kill me once or twice.

    Any suggestions?
    Andymac

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    Todo es empezar.

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    Default Re: Hey what's wrong?!?!?!?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Andymac
    I just stretched some of my grandma's panty hose on an old picture frame with thumbtacks, painted on the whole quart of speedball emulsion, then exposed it for six hours with a flashlight (one of those high powered maglites)
    the positive was made by dipping a photocopy in milk and then toasting it to bring out the black.
    When I go to wash it out I can't seem to pee hard enough or long enough, the image appears, and then goes rancid. This screenprinting doesn't work. Now I have to have 200 posters done by 9 o'clock tonight or this proto metalhead hairband with a 300 pound drummer who "fuckin' hates everything, 'specially screenprinters" is gonna kill me once or twice.

    Any suggestions?

    I'm not a screenprinter or anything but I would suggest that your buddy Pee into your mouth first, then use your hands to squeeze your face, thus shooting the liquid out at an incredilble rate--- That should help a bit, or at least kill some time----

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    wtf...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajosephb
    wtf...
    Second this. What's up Andy? Frustrated with us neophytes?

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    i siad it before i will say it again, I LIKE THAT ANDYMAC CHARACTER!!!

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    Boy am I glad I don't even try!

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    Oh thats an easy one....either don't use Speedball emulsion or
    Pay someone who knows what the fuck they're doing to print it


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    Default Re: Hey what's wrong?!?!?!?!

    i have become an auxillary screen printing teacher at my university, and ive heard some very similar bullshit.
    the best was when some clueless bitch tried to use a cup and ruler as a scoop coater. she managed to make a ridiculous mess and rip the screen mesh in the process. same girl also put her screen with newly wet emulsion on my dry screen, emulsion side down... so that shit bonded together... and she wanted to yank it off... i had to give them both a reclaimer bath. i then made sure she got retrained in screen printing before she was allowed to use screens again.
    fuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by Andymac
    I just stretched some of my grandma's panty hose on an old picture frame with thumbtacks, painted on the whole quart of speedball emulsion, then exposed it for six hours with a flashlight (one of those high powered maglites)
    the positive was made by dipping a photocopy in milk and then toasting it to bring out the black.
    When I go to wash it out I can't seem to pee hard enough or long enough, the image appears, and then goes rancid. This screenprinting doesn't work. Now I have to have 200 posters done by 9 o'clock tonight or this proto metalhead hairband with a 300 pound drummer who "fuckin' hates everything, 'specially screenprinters" is gonna kill me once or twice.

    Any suggestions?

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    try shitting in your pants while punching yourself in the back of the head repeatedly..your problems should all go away.

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    I'd cut off your dick but keep it on ice, give up screenprinting and work at 7-11
    for 2 years, take your cryogenically frozen cock and have it re-atttached then go into porno as the next John Wayne Bobbit.

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