I'm in the midst of staging a photography show at my house. The original plan was to hang lamp bulbs from the ceiling and coat the back half of the bulb with heat resistant spray paint. I put together a prototype that looks fucking perfect, BUT there is a problem. It stinks. It stinks real bad. I had the bulb burning off the fumes for hours and hours and it still stinks.

So, that idea is dead and now I'm in a panic.

I've got a week to come up with some sort of shade / directional lighting for these hanging bulbs. Anyone out there in GP land have any ideas?