Business card titles
What's everybody calling themselves on their business cards? Screenprinter? Ink slinger?
I'm soon gonna run out of my stack of "Owner/Operator" cards, which just never quite sounded right.
i have design, illustration & screen printing on mine.
I'm definitely the wrong person to ask...most of our business cards don't even have contact information, let alone a title.
that's some reverse Patrick Bateman shit right there.
Originally Posted by lil_tuffy
this list is from Draplin Design:
01. Junior Sasqualogist
02. Sole Proprietor, DDC
03. Gocco Blackbelt
04. Breaker of Hearts
05. Lover of All Things Bicentennial
06. Scrabble Blank Feeler
07. Straight-Shootin’, Red-Blooded, Kicker of Many Town’s Asses
08. Guitar Strummer
09. Chain Link Carver
10. Junior Noodler
11. Guardian of Gary
13. Desktop Publisher
14. Chairlift Operator
15. Detector of Metallic Objects
16. Strong Bloodline
17. Master Junker
19. Record Collector
20. Good Listener
21. Anachronism Detective
Mine currently read: Designer. Illustrator. Maker of Awesome.
Titles? We don't need no stinking titles.
parties - weddings - bar mitzvahs