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    Default My Morningstar Rising Review

    So I get to the venue, and this new band is opening for the Melvins. I'm completely wasted, and ready for a great show. Out comes this Long Hair Biker Dude, a Japanese Dude, and a blond midget woman! I started screaming SHes Got No Legs!! but, people started pounding on me, so I stopped yelling. This midget chick is the drummer, and I have no clue what the other two guys do, make noise and rock? Anyways the midget starts pounding on the drums, and then starts walking around! I was blown away. It was so weird, so strange, that it was completely awesome! Where do you find a midget drummer anways?

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    It's just Porn.

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    Moss is a biker?

    Does he have a 10 speed?

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    I bet he rides a fixie.

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    doesn't surprise me.

    has he learnded how to play more than one note yet?

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    The brown note is the only note that matters.

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    crossed paths with moss at the local hood party store prior to the detroit show. asked him if morning star rising was playing. his answer: "maybe".

    they played. I think they caught the audience a little off guard. as was the intention.
    all in all well done though. glad moss's "maybe" was a positive "maybe".

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    He texted me yesterday and told me he missed me.

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    next time mien hombre' richard.

    come to detroit and I'll buy you a budweiser. admit it. you'd like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John B View Post
    Where do you find a midget drummer anways?
    in toad the wet sprocket.

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