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I've seen stochastic moire.

Yeah. Most Fillmore posters are shit.

The funny thing about the Fillmore is that they GIVE AWAY posters that they make at the end of almost every show, unless they've stopped doing that recently.

I've got a son. He was born at home, yesterday morning at 9:15. He's 9lbs, 20 inches. His first words were 'false flag' and his favorite TV show is Game of Thrones, which he hasn't actually seen yet...

My wife has been having contractions for about 2 weeks. Yes, I'm married.

Elijah Thunder Goodtimes is on his way.

So, like...do the people whose property get street-arted get compensated?

If I ever need a poster for an imaginary movie, this is my guy.

Apparently I'm the only one that thinks your portfolio is awesome, cause it is.

Nevermind. I'll correct myself. You can get Amen Frames with those small shocks but not all Amen Frames have those shocks.

How is that an Amen Frame? Amen Frames aren't hard tailed. They look hard tailed, but there's a small shock at the wheel mount.

Drive right through Las Cruces. You won't even notice you missed it. Do stop in Truth or Consequences.

I'm in El Paso. There's nothing here...and that's kind of why I like it.

I'm in El Paso, by the way, so for beer, I'll come by and tell you what you're doing wrong and where you went wrong in your life.

Compensate for gain in the file before printing the films.

Yell at the ink.

I thought he'd died.

I forget. Am I a moderator?

I have a solution! Classify EVERY post as spam and delete them all!

I've barely had time to Facebook lately, let alone chime in on this clusterfuck.

I feel like I'm letting people down, as I am hilarious.

My wife is due in 6 weeks with a boy. I have two motorcycles in various states of completion. One I will flip upon completion. I've started two new business ventures which are actually working well...

As a mean person, I'm opening up a slander suit against this Andrew Diesel character.

One color goes on top of the other except for when they don't.

Jazz is really just one of the worst things ever. If you have kids and play jazz in your home, CPS should be called.

I fucking hate jazz.

I'm not sure what the exact concept is, yet, but I'm gonna start a website called Shitstarter, for starting shit.

What the fuck is an inkscape?