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You trying to send the Speed a message?

Trying to play mind games with the Speedster?

Why would I want to go to silly convention of Android Dungeon types?

I;m shoooting a video in Baja for 4...

OK richie I'lkl say it in public. I'll beat your fucking head in. I haven't had to fight since March and I put an LA cop in a coma, then won the case. I'll hit you so hard yer dog will be...

Just relax gentlemen, we are all artists here, enough with the harsh words!

And my home state is the flacid penis. California is the suntanned back. Middle america is the spare tire nobody needs, New York is the falsely puffed out chest, Boston is the brain. Hey, I'm...

Ouch, maverick, I think I'm hit! That might have scored you a free tshirt! Hit my site at www.squaresville.com and pick one out, that was a NICE comeback brother (or sister), seriously, just drop...

I'm glad I help you enjoy it, whoever the hell you are, with yer complete lack of humour. How's the asshole of America these days? Kiddin, you a fan of Nearmiss? They from down in Austin right?

I know, I'm psyched because we're getting our old super band back together for the Florida Music Harvest. Guys from HomeStyle, bloom and NRT, it's a VU tribute band called Blue Reed and I'm Lou. ...

OK,
Frank wins
Speed sins
Art skins

Words cleanse

Art-don't make fun of a disease that effects 1.3 million Americans, and I'll never have to even make (false) fun of you. Of course yer...

what legal charges?
interstate silliness?
paranoia?
should he accidentally get hit by a six tres lo-lo this labor day weekend?
or someone close to him?
or just have some lawyers start poking...

Kozik,
how many flowers can I give by the hour
for my brother shover lover
who will create my distraction
til the stisfaction
of the sweet smell of blue
nine millimimeter residue
drifts and...

and 7,000,000 ways to behead a king. Don't worry jelly donut, we are working on a revolution, we don't have time for has beens. Frank, Frank. You hurt my feelings. Chuck Jones said the same...

you make me
promises promises

you really are the pussy everyone says aRT

You are very talented, but that comes by birth, not by spine or time
I'll take your work in a garbage bag with old...

I agree with Art. Once your art and creative inspiration/metaphor makes up more than 70% of the "area of worth" of the piece, it is yer property in whole. Stay away from using any existing logos,...

A threat is only a threa if you don't intend to exercise it, otherwise it is a promise, and promises are biblically good.MacArthur

Art, who doth thou see brighter than the sun
I need not one to...

I'll go down to La Luz and see if they'll loan me a book on the sly this weekend to do some scans if clay won't ask me to leave the site because of my comments (art chantry wussed out and asked I be...

lots of empty headed girls wif silicone puppies who work at places wif names like the "jetpack" and "goldclub". Austin for sheezee, half this site lives there dude.

love the artboy stuff. Too wrapped up in "art for the masses' revolution shit right now, But I hoe to do more small paintings this fall, move away from one off shows, so maybe one day I will compete...

you don't have to say my name four times in a row, mmmmmmm niller coke-collor!!!!!

Kind of what my first floor looks like, nice! Seriously, swank, what's the story behind the hell's angels piece, is that some rare as shit thing signed by ken kesey or something you bastard?!?!

Art the cheap shot maker
low blow taker
make fun of the sick
dimeless prick
so I am in pain
crohns is a strain
I still have the brain to make you insane
cultral reference
is no explanation...

and (h)art(less), seriously, like you HAVE A HUNDRED DOLLARS! HA! HA! HA!

Jokes! I get jokes!-H. J. Simpson (possible Homer-Sexual)

Art, you walleyed jelly donut. I have an easier time getting under your skin than a hookworm. I made up a rhyme, knocked you way out a line.

Are you out of breathe
cause I have some more left,...

I'm getting an old honda moped chopped into the Captain america bike from easy rider. It will never go over 15 mph, sound like shit, and look ridiculous. In other words, perfect for me.

I never...

art shouldn't be flippin
that someone is rippin
the art that he rips for hisself

he should just keep on hopin
that nobody opens
the old poster books
on the shelf