Help me!!!

[Rock-C-Art]

Guys, totally new to this bio writing thing for the brochures - I know I need to get it in today, does anybody have any samples or anything? I mean I have no idea how formal, how long I should make it, etc. Just need some advice.

Thanks

[NODIVISION]

what are you talking about? brochures?
do you mean like copywriting?

[jayryan]

biowriting = writing using only organic soy inks, on 100% post-consumer recycled paper, and only writing words which have to do with environmental conservation.

[Andymac]

Sample bio....

(name) grew up with a passion for rock music, art, and ________. After dropping out of ___________ and varied experiences doing ____________ and ___________, none of which offered the fullfilment found by drawing skulls, boobs, and eyeballs, (name) started devoting more time to posters, and less time to _____________. After being fired from ______________, he now has a part time job at a __________ store and spends most evenings on www.gigposters or www.xxxporn.com, two of his favorite websites.

Recent band posters include ____________, _____________, ____________, and almost getting a job for _____________. (name) lives in his parent's basement and has a cat, a speedball kit, and a collection of limited edition plastic toys.

[strawberryluna]

finally, a workable template for a bio.

[NODIVISION]

Sample bio....

(name) grew up with a passion for rock music, art, and ________. After dropping out of ___________ and varied experiences doing ____________ and ___________, none of which offered the fullfilment found by drawing skulls, boobs, and eyeballs, (name) started devoting more time to posters, and less time to _____________. After being fired from ______________, he now has a part time job at a __________ store and spends most evenings on www.gigposters or www.xxxporn.com, two of his favorite websites.

Recent band posters include ____________, _____________, ____________, and almost getting a job for _____________. (name) lives in his parent's basement and has a cat, a speedball kit, and a collection of limited edition plastic toys.

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

last line is fucking priceless....

[bwhitla]

that is feckin hilarious. genius.

[DenisMutter]

all oyu need for the brochure is name, addy, phone & web plus an image of one of yr posters - 300 dpi 3" longest side.