Here's a real -life Albini story for you. He was hanging around in Austin for some reason and we where in this bar.
He is famous very being very very competitive
and also for being about 5 feet tall. He is a very good pool player. He's playing pool and kicking every ones ass. He looks over at me...I'm 6'3" or so...and gets this gleam in his eye. You! I'll play You next!
I'm like, no thanks man, that's cool.
hey keeps insisting..I keep saying no.I'm starting to enjoy the fact that like the more I say no the more the veins in his neck keep swelling. He starts calling me a pussy and finally screams out
'I'll even tie one hand behind my back!!!!!!'
I just turned around and played pinball....
oh. and he's a shitty producer. It all sounds too crispy and mechanical.
and he ain't got no rythm.
what a pretentious twit.
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