the nein pitchfork review

[mictron]

can someone decipher this for me? especially the first paragraph!

http://pitchforkmedia.com/record-rev...circuits.shtml

[dennyschmickle]

Much of the group's murkiness can be credited to the addition of samples guy Dale Flattum, who sprays utterly random noises all over the album, diluting its semi-weak impact in the process...

Alright DALE!!!
Mentioned by name!
Congratulations.

[largemammal]

if ever a throatpunch was more deserved...

[largemammal]

This is exactly why pitchfork is so lame at reviews. Throw a bunch of random style references around, then be cranky and dismissive for awhile. Make people think you're smart, without offering a cogent idea on what this band sounds like.
Maybe if the Nein weren't being so murkycore.

[poguemahone]

the writer can't write. it's obvious by the second sentence. most indie writers suck like this. large vocab doesn't equal good writing.

[j.o.s.h.u.a.]

Fuck Pitchfork.

Those guys can eat a dick.

[mictron]

This is exactly why pitchfork is so lame at reviews. Throw a bunch of random style references around, then be cranky and dismissive for awhile. Make people think you're smart, without offering a cogent idea on what this band sounds like.
Maybe if the Nein weren't being so murkycore.

i'm huge fan of the murkycore movement. at least, i think i am. this review makes me want to buy a nein record.

[Tooth]

Originally Posted by BitchFork
Much of the group's murkiness can be credited to the addition of samples guy Dale Flattum, who sprays utterly random noises all over the album, diluting its semi-weak impact in the process...

finally...someone understands me!

[b_turner]

screw p-fork!

obviously, they're not using the proper headphones.

[Bryan]

I have to give him credit for using the word "ballyhoo".