fat boy napkins, like the kind you get at a messy Red Lobster blow out...but all messed and shit, sorta like the greasy finger thing tho' but maybe by a far enough margin to pull off.
jsaon-i like the way you're thinking. the moving , living, breathing poster (i'm talking about the ants.)-what would be great would be to then kill the ants, so the information holds. then decays.