looking for creative work in Savannah, GA

[GARFUNKELFACTORY]

I am looking to relocate to Savannah, GA in the next year, and looking for creative print shops to work in. I have 16+ years experience, and have experience in all aspects of silkscreening. Can anyone give me a heads up?
Thanks-Johnny

[JohnnyThief]

Yes.

Go to the first gun show in Savannah, purchase firearm of your choice. Load, insert into mouth, pull trigger.

Savannah is a backward cesspool, a xenophobic ingrown nightmare of ignorance & intolerance. Every outsider is captivated by her beauty & charm,... most people last a year, pull up stakes, & head right back out, & the locals love it that way.

We have had our tattoo shop here for almost four years, & although successful, & we are actively taking trips to scout a new location as far as fucking possible from this place as we can get. In fact, my business partner is out of state as I speak, doing jut that,... Savannah fights change the way an Olympic athlete trains for greatness. Their ignorance, ironically, is something they are well aware of. They know they are a world class level of stupid, & have zero desire to change it. We also pray to the Baby Jesus to invent the class 6 hurricane & bury this place under 100 feet of sea water.

Short of Beirut, I can't imagine a poorer location for a move. Unless you were one of those people in line at a John McCain rally screaming racial epitaphs & thinking killing abortion doctors is really cool. Or plan on opening a KKK Gift Shop. Or wondered what it was like to live in America in 1957 under segregation.

[crosshair]

you have a great talent for hilarious bile, JT.

[JohnnyThief]

Oh, I didn't mention the creative jobs.

Well, Savannah hosts one of the largest art schools in the country, SCAD, with 9000 student. This in a town with a population of 131,510. A town with no music stores, TWO book stores, no indy film venues, no low brow art galleries, almost no music venues, almost no art stores, a tiny handful of galleries that cater to tourists, no head shops, no cool clothing shops, toy shops, skate shops, or anything creative, alternative, underground, or remotely with a pulse.

So good luck competing with the student body for what there is.

[JohnnyThief]

Should I also mention the cuisine? Try this: sneak into the men's room at a local truck stop & do you best impersonation of a toilet. Wait until a trucker passes his dinner of deep fried chicken gizzards & PBR, steaming straight from his cornhole into your mouth,... That's what Savannah cooking is like. Don't worry, nearly every restaurant closes by 9, so you couldn't eat that shit anyway, unless you're an extra from a George Romero film & catching the Senior's early bird special at Lady & Sons, where you'll stand in line in 102 degree heat for a fried chicken buffet with butter beans. The only 24 hour restaurant here is Waffle House.

If that doesn't tell you everything you need to know, well then, bless your heart.

[connor13]

mmmmmm waffle house

[MaximumFluoride]

Mmmm..fried chicken and butter beans.

[mictron]

oh, come on, johnny. it couldn't possibly be that bad...

(pauses for dramatic effect)

[connor13]

[Joanna Wecht]

I miss savannah.