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  1. #1

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    Default Tourposter needed.

    Shitty attempt. We're sorry!


    Beehoover and Black Shape Of Nexus will hit the U.K. in September 2009. Nine nights of broken nails, prosecco and smeared mascara.

    As a matter of fact, that we are lazy and untalented fucks, we need YOUR creative help to have a tour poster that lets paintings of Hieronymus Bosch look like a nice kid's drawing.

    All submission will be published online. The "winning" artist gets incredibly nice gifts from each band, a large format, high class fine art print of his/her work and a bottle of cheap whiskey.


    Poster requirements:

    - high resolution (otherwise we cannot print it)
    - portrait format
    - NO landscape format
    - closing date is march 31th, 2009
    Last edited by chromedioxide; 11-21-2008 at 12:08 PM. Reason: shitty idea

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    Does anyone have any kerosene? I cant get my torch lit.
    I started 25 years ago with a stolen Kinko's card and a shitty bicycle. If I can do it you can too. - Kozik

    For the record, I also enjoy snack cakes and receiving fellatio. - ENM

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    I was stuck in this giant RV with Keith Richards and he kept tickling my ass and trying to toss my salad. - B-DROID
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    "a bottle of cheap whiskey."


    i already have one of those

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    how big is the bottle of cheap whiskey?
    "I guarantee, the image will not be fade off and you will be pleasure it too. " - a bootlegger
    We need to print a tshirt "Avoid sucker effect!"-Fabio
    "fudge isn't sharp"-phoondaddy

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    I like Beehoover, I like whiskey, i'm in the UK, i make posters..... but still.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve w View Post
    how big is the bottle of cheap whiskey?

    you mean whats your favorite cheese ?

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    first things first
    "I guarantee, the image will not be fade off and you will be pleasure it too. " - a bootlegger
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    melted cheese would be a rad poster or band name

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    "I guarantee, the image will not be fade off and you will be pleasure it too. " - a bootlegger
    We need to print a tshirt "Avoid sucker effect!"-Fabio
    "fudge isn't sharp"-phoondaddy

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    This is the mos retarded post on here ever....a bottle of cheap whiskey? get a fuckin life man

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