hey i'm not new here and looking to make rock posters

[imagine]

hi my name is paul i've been hangin around here for a long time and i would like to design rock posters and become very rich and famous

where do i start

i never went to art school barely went to high school

i suck at printing

i've been told my drawings look like a kid drew them

i am terrible at being art directed if they know what is cool why dont they do it no talent bassturds

i hate being told what to do

i think most bands people like suck and would never do posters for them

go ahead and critique me i dont care what you think

i use 2 t's when i write the word butt

i really dont want any more work, you can just give me money

my website hasn't been updated in about 7 years cuz i know next to nothing about computers.

[JustinHelton]

yeah theres this thing called a search, damn n00bs!

[swampviking]

butt, butt, butt.....

[Brad]

are you hot?

[imagine]

are you hot?

yes very and i love to wear daisy duke shorts

[Brad]

well then, what's your paypal?

[perkins]

I could use a hot intern.

[Andymac]

My advice, Mr Imagine:

Listen to Swampy, he is a famous artist from San Francisco. it obviously worked for him. so, either move there or get your sac cut in sac. Maybe to improve your skill subscribe to CA and get into the folk music scene. they never tell you what to do, and are very open to weird designs. You will fit right in.

oh yeah, forget screenprinting. it's too hard and impossible to do without really expensive equipment.

[imagine]

I could use a hot intern.

does that mean you want me to do ungodly things with a cigar

[swampviking]

I am THEE HOTTEST NEW POSTER ARTIST.