Sarah Palin abruptly resigns as AK governor

[goad74]

"She did say in her speech that she feels she can be more effective working outside of government."


great words from a politico. kinda like a mechanic saying they'd be more effective working outside of the engine.

I can read between the lines. She's going to become a super heroine. I just shot an e-mail to her to see if she needs a cool logo.

[dennyschmickle]

I'm thinking this has something to do with

- Todd and his addiction to methamphetamines
- Michael Jackson's suspicious death
- Sarah and Barack's love child

[crosshair]

Starring in a new franchise of Ilsa movies?

[robschwager]

Starring in a new franchise of Ilsa movies?

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[100degrees]

My fellow Americans: "I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did ga-googity that girl. I ga-shmoygadeed her ga-flavity with my googis, and I am sorry."


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[Hrabovsky]

There's no need to step down to run in 2012. I bet she saw something in Russia from her house that scared her real bad like deep down inside where the bad feelings live.

[Grushkin]

Palin = flake.

[Robbie Fuct]

I mean, I really REALLY loathe her and everything she represents...

BUT if she is resigning to pose in hustler... all is forgiven.

fixed.

[inkfreeordye]

she's gonna join a street gang of conservatives and theyre gonna go old school on some abortion doctors or people on welfare or something

[Brad]

i heard she stepped down to pursue a career in rock poster design.