Jacko had a heart attack!

[Naked Rob]

Originally Posted by dennyschmickle

[MaximumFluoride]

In the head with a brick?

Originally Posted by phoondaddy

I'd hit Liza.

[dennyschmickle]

I shoulda done soemthing to Andy's face.

[Naked Rob]

Originally Posted by dennyschmickle

I shoulda done soemthing to Andy's face.

Dude, I'm still cleaning my soda out of my nose. Please stop! HA!

[VonDada]

Originally Posted by dspring

"When the autopsy comes, all hell's going to break loose, so thank God we're celebrating him now," Liza Minnelli told CBS' "The Early Show" by telephone.

One of us. Gooba gabba gooba gabba. One of us.

[VonDada]

Originally Posted by dennyschmickle

Instant Classic!

This will be this GP generation's "Where were you when the Murphlin was first posted?"

[dspring]

I doubt I will remember anything about the day MJ died, but if that group walked into a party I was at, I would never forget that fucking night as long as I live... that would be surreal

[andydiesel]

Originally Posted by dennyschmickle

holy crap. this is fuxking funny.

[pjed99]

CNN reported Michael Jackson's autopsy results came back and he died of food poisoning. They are saying that he ate a bunch of 9 year old hotdogs.

[phoondaddy]

You are sooooo late with that. few pages back.

Go stand in the corner.