Jacko had a heart attack!

[Naked Rob]

[MaximumFluoride]

In the head with a brick?

I'd hit Liza.

[dennyschmickle]

I shoulda done soemthing to Andy's face.

[Naked Rob]

I shoulda done soemthing to Andy's face.

Dude, I'm still cleaning my soda out of my nose. Please stop! HA!

[VonDada]

"When the autopsy comes, all hell's going to break loose, so thank God we're celebrating him now," Liza Minnelli told CBS' "The Early Show" by telephone.

One of us. Gooba gabba gooba gabba. One of us.

[VonDada]

Instant Classic!

This will be this GP generation's "Where were you when the Murphlin was first posted?"

[dspring]

I doubt I will remember anything about the day MJ died, but if that group walked into a party I was at, I would never forget that fucking night as long as I live... that would be surreal

[andydiesel]

holy crap. this is fuxking funny.

[pjed99]

CNN reported Michael Jackson's autopsy results came back and he died of food poisoning. They are saying that he ate a bunch of 9 year old hotdogs.

[phoondaddy]

You are sooooo late with that. few pages back.

Go stand in the corner.