Someone Shat on Dane's Coats.

[ThePaleBird]

No Joke -- Dane Cook's Brother Steals Him Blind - TMZ.com

Talk about keeping it in the family -- sources tell TMZ Dane Cook's brother (who was also his business manager) has been arrested for allegedly stealing millions from the comedian.

Darryl McCauley -- who was in charge of Cook's financial affairs since the 90s -- was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery.

Authorities say in one case, Dane's bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account.

McCauley will be arraigned tomorrow in Woburn District Court.

[Baloney Boy]

now his bank account is in proportion with his talent

[Robbie Fuct]

dannnnnnnng

[Robbie Fuct]

dane cook is pretty funny.

[victor_howitzer]

I watched one of his bits and it was torture. Maybe his other material is better.

[Bahr]

it's not.

[Charles T. Duck]

dane cook is not funny

[Baloney Boy]

let me reiterate that - Dane Cook is not funny.

[mistersmith]

If you put anyone else fully in charge of your stuff and give it no oversight, you're almost complicit via your idiocy. 3 Million? WTF.

Also, Dane Cook is not funny.

[MaximumFluoride]

Dane Cook tells funny stories in a funny way. But, I don't think he's a great "comedian". He makes me laugh though.