this dude is going to die

[DCM]

Sweet baby jesus..... i have no idea why Slash wouldn't want him to play drums on his next solo album.

[Southtown Press]

suicidal, destroying his own furniture...

clearly Steven Adler has developed an appetite for destruction.

[the hipoisie]

Meanwhile, Duff is worried about his daughters becoming sluts. Reverb - The Birds, the Bees, and My Daughters - Seattle Weekly

[DenisMutter]

At least Rodney King got beaten on the head by the cops, so he came by his organic brain disorder honestly.

And how about that model chick?

[phoondaddy]

"I hugged Slash today, and you didn't." - Matt Sorum

[Jeph]

In my book, he's not desperate until he sells his drum kit for crack....THEN, call me.

[philaarts.com]

im surprised i never stroked out.. so, bummer for him.

[standard]

"my face doesn't work... how come nobody call me?" - popcorn

[philaarts.com]

i like evil tom.

[standard]

"i hate my life i'm gonna kill myself how should i do it oh i know i'll DO THE ONE THING I LOVE IN EXCESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS ohnoastrokewhoops!" - popcorn