Dear John McCain,

[fantasygoat]

I am in the highest tax bracket in Canada, plus I pay all those same sales taxes, so it works out to something like 42% of my income goes to the government.

Americans pay the lowest taxes in the western world! And you can write off your mortgage interest!

[JohnnyThief]

also, here in california we have this amazing thing called 'state income tax' which eats another 10% and sales tax..another 8.5%.

so a normal person is really fucked here tax-wise.

as far as I can tell the taxes I have paid to california are well spent saving the homes of retards that build them in fire zones or on snacks for illegal alien gangbangers from el salvador.

In New York, if you work in the five boroughs, you can add on a special NYC CITY tax as well as the state tax. You know, because living & working in NYC isn't expensive enough,...

[Holly]

"Uhhh, yeah...Kozik, I’m gonna need you to pay for all those crackheads down in the Mission, as well as some of those new energy initiatives we’re working up. mmm, K?

Ahh, I’m also going to need you to go ahead and kick in a few more bucks for that trillion dollar debt we just racked up . We’ve got some new people coming in and we... need to play catch-up. Thanks! By the way, Friday is Hawaiian shirt day.

[Robbie Fuct]

I am so glad I am in college and I feel so bad for you guys I can't imagine what I would do knowing I've lived frugally for so long only to have the rug pulled out from under me.

start investing in the future now kid.

also imagine and kozik, that sucks way bad about your stocks. sorry to hear that.

in all that sadness though. imagine made LOLZ with this gem

we have a guy butt

[DenisMutter]

Suck it McCain - I voted already.

3 plus hours in line.

[ajosephb]

I put a stamp on my ballot

2 minutes

[Justin.Ryan]

instead of voting, I just pray real hard every night that the one who believes in god the most wins! that is all that matters, right?

[goad74]

I just got back from the future and had to stand in like about 45 minutes.

[DenisMutter]

I heard they extended voting from noon until 4:30 in my county.

But Obama did not mow my lawn as previously promised.

I may have been duped...

[HomeBrewed]

My wife and I voted today and had to wait about 2 minutes. It was at the grocery, and we made it out faster than people waiting in line to buy their food.