Dear John McCain,

[phoondaddy]

It was boring. I fell asleep.

Here are the Cliff Notes:

"Blah Blah blah, he did this". "Blah Blah Blah, no I didn't, he did."

[B-DROID]

Needs less debates and more 'Nam flash backs.

[Justin.Ryan]

If I was lucky enough to be there and have my question asked, I would have asked a good one that would have blown all those others away.

"Listen, I know the economy and health care are important, but I want to know which one of you would describe yourself as a maverick - cause that's the kind of leader we need!"

[DenisMutter]

I am unable to get a grasp on why they're even bothering to have this election.

I'm half surprised they didn't put Bob DOle on the ticket again.

Oh wait, they did.

My debate question: Everybody who wants to be president, raise your hand!

[Grushkin]

My bong hit on last nite:

It's over: grumpy old white man looses to a fresh-faced young black man.

You can see the frustration, the anger all over McCain. and he can't bring himself to throw the gutter s__t that Palin is doing. And he can't say the "n" word (but what do you think people of color thought he meant by "that one").

Look at how quickly he exited the room, while Obama hung out, winning people over, all those Republican-lookin' folks. Don't be surprised if he cleans McCain's clock, electorial-college like.

Obama at least acts the part. Somebody gotta start being Presidential soon, turn this ship around.

[Golden Printing Boy]

What does that have to do with you hitting the bong? You should've done something fun like eat ice cream with peanut butter in it

[Zach Hobbs]

Someone said he was "Cotton" from King Of The Hill and that is pretty much dead on.

[standard]

I think many of you are mischaracterizing McCain with the handshake (he shook hands already - point for hobbs - and was simply tapping Barack on the shoulder to facilitate a handshake for his wife.. behavior that is not unusual in any normal social situation.). Video clips need context.

and the notion that "that one" is some sort of racial code is a stretch of the imagination, at best.

If you want to not like McCain, there are plenty of other reasons, including but not limited to his policies, opinions, vice presidential pick, and general creepiness.

[Justin.Ryan]

Someone said he was "Cotton" from King Of The Hill and that is pretty much dead on.

"They took my shins and put em on display in the emperor's pagoda! That's the thanks I get for flossin' them nazzys!"

[philaarts.com]

my bong is racist.