Dear John McCain,

[Josh Rickun]

have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
i say hank can ya rock
can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop
can ya hip me to the shoobie doo
i said come on make the make the people move

[Decabet]

Macaroni salad is one I forgot to put on the list.

Shit is FOUL.

Pasta salad is pretty good tho

[MaximumFluoride]

I have not been on a picnic in like 10 years. Where the fuck do you all get time for shit like that? And eating outdoors is bullshit. Potato salad is good without celery or onions. It should be kept refrigerated and eaten indoors. Deviled eggs are sent straight from Valhalla.


McCain appears to lack flexibility and reason. He'll do more of the "stay the course" type of shit the Bush admin did. Fuck that. adapt and improvise needs to be the new way.

[Unitus]

Sharon the Plumber?

[Shemick]

he will have to step carefully on the 'redistribution' scheme.

one example: Sharon, who is about as far left as one can get , realized that if Obamas tax deal goes through it would dramatically increase what she has to pay, since she is justa bove the magic number.

guess what-she's considering voting for Mccain.

crazy world.

Single issue voters are dumb.

cough up, Richie Rich.

[Robbie Fuct]

I have not been on a picnic in like 10 years. Where the fuck do you all get time for shit like that? And eating outdoors is bullshit.

i agree with this 100%

[ryan_1969]

raise my taxes, i want to bomb more countries.

[Plantweed]

its quite ironic, since she would always got pissed at me in years past for voting 'republican' on economic stuff over that very same idea, but now that it is affecting her, she is starting to 'see the light'.

Typical pattern. Happened to me too.

[Plaidman]

I don't come close (even if you combine my wife's income with mine) to making $250,000 a year. I'm getting by. And yes, I have no problems with those people, because they worked hard to earn that amount of money.
But I don't lose sleep at night knowing the government is going to take a larger slice of their pie, forcing them to have to think twice and get the basic model BMW without all the bells and whistles so they can still afford to make payments on their cottage on the lake.
That isn't a "Fuck you" to people with money, it's more of a "really? These are the problems you are going to have to deal with? And?"

[ThePaleBird]

McCain would be lucky to manage breakfast, let alone the country. the dude is NOT ALL THERE.

Obama will inherit ted kennedy's 'machine' so will probably be able to manipulate Washington fairly well. Not to mention, the vast number oif anti-hillary-ites who are so relieved she lost. he wil;have a good power base.

I think they're going to give Hillary a heavyweight position