5 stages of drunkenness.

[scrojo]

is that courtney love?

which one ?

[wally]

the one in the green hat

[scrojo]

the one in the green hat

no. you have 2more guesses.

[Golden Printing Boy]

yes its real. yes my fingernails are dirty. no it didnt hurt. it bled but only when it got to the spot of where my lip ring was.

Hahahahaaaaaaaa

[Robbie Fuct]

???

[goad74]

"Smurfette was magically created from clay by the Smurfs' enemy, Gargamel, so that she would use her charms to cause jealousy and competition among the Smurfs in order to cause their fall. He left her in the forest and Hefty Smurf took her to the Smurf village, where she was kept out of kindness.
Gargamel's plans didn't work well at first, as her appearance was flawed. He had designed her in such a way that she might be attractive to a sad and despicable person like himself, but to the Smurfs she looked like just a male Smurf but with long spiky black hair and a dress. She tried to be feminine and considerate, but was unattractive and proved to be more annoying than seductive.
Frustrated, the Smurfs got back at her by making her think that she had put on weight and was becoming fat, thus causing her to fall into a state of depression. Papa Smurf took pity on her and practised plastic Smurfery on her for several days and nights in order to make her a beautiful and appealing character. (Due to this, Papa Smurf and not Gargamel is considered to be her creator, and this has been confirmed by Peyo[citation needed].) This time, she caused almost every Smurf of the village to fall in love with her.
Alas for them, it did cause violence and jealousy as schemed by Gargamel, causing chaos among the Smurfs who competed, fighting against each other to win Smurfette's heart. She herself later convinced Vanity Smurf to open the water dam just to see the spurting water, but the dam got stuck and the village was flooded. After struggling to close the dam on his own, Papa Smurf showed his frustration towards the trouble-making nature of Smurfette, who, offended, announced that she would "return to the great sorcerer Gargamel's". The Smurfs were shocked about this revelation, and Smurfette was put on trial.
Proceedings were marred by the Smurfs' passion towards her which made them call out that she was innocent even when the evidence against her was introduced. Brainy Smurf, as the prosecutor, was booed and pelted with tomatoes, just as much because of the audience's love for Smurfette as their general dislike for him. He himself took his job of prosecution seriously but was unable to find any witnesses to testify against her. On the other hand, the whole audience volunteered to testify in her defence, their passion surmounting any wrongdoing she may have committed. Jokey Smurf, her attorney in the trial, also claimed that Judge Papa Smurf was to blame, since it was he who had turned her from an ugly to an attractive appearance.
The jury found her not guilty, but Smurfette felt sorry for the trouble she had caused and ran away into the forest. The Smurfs got their revenge on Gargamel by using the same process that he had used to make the Smurfette, but in this case they built a man-sized, wart-covered, ugly old hag who talked Smurf language and chased the horrified sorcerer all over the forest.
Smurfette returned occasionally to the village, though she found that her presence still aroused conflict. When the Smurfs argued about which one should marry her, she herself announced that she would take Grouchy Smurf, who had customarily stated "I hate marriage", thus making her point that the subject was closed.
The Smurfs then moderated their passion for her, worshiping from a distance, and she settled permanently in the village. She even learned to talk in Smurf language when previously she had talked in straight human speech in accordance with Gargamel's magic.
Her influence could still be used for positive actions. When Hefty Smurf tried to organise Olympic Smurfs (in 1980), the other Smurfs showed no interest. But when it was later announced that the winner would get a kiss from the Smurfette this produced a mad rush for the signing-in office."

[scrojo]

i blame the french.

[Kaiser_Soeze]

to much free time noy enough cod4