worst invention ever...

[Papercuts]

Tell me if this is a red X....

It is a delicious concept.

[strawberryluna]

surprisigly, those things spread more bacteria than the fabric-on-a-roll towels.

they're the dirtiest of all hand drying options in a public restroom. thank GOD all that food safety training information finally came in handy.

[connor13]

pus butt

[AWHIZ]

mmmmmm, sliced peanut butter.

[Streeter]

theres a super powered one at scheels that makes your hands bone dry in about 20 seconds. it moves the skin on your hands like an airgun.

[DenisMutter]

how about just not peeing on your hands. that's a good start.

[standard]

i hear you can high-powered air bidets now

[dennyschmickle]

Yeah, I saw one on your home-improvement blog TOM.

[ferg2001]

i just invented powdered water.


just add water mazn.

[Jimboyaka]

how about just not peeing on your hands. that's a good start.

or use more than 1 square of toilet paper so your finger doesn't break through. nothin' worse than the ol' stinkfinger.