I started 25 years ago with a stolen Kinko's card and a shitty bicycle. If I can do it you can too. - Kozik
For the record, I also enjoy snack cakes and receiving fellatio. - ENM
Reading "The Art of Seduction" saved me a lot of money on Roofies.
I was stuck in this giant RV with Keith Richards and he kept tickling my ass and trying to toss my salad. - B-DROID
Heaven Releases Official Reaction to the Overturning of Prop 8.
I'm getting really tired of all the fuckin' hipster tanks.