i'm sorry/glad I missed it.
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"Don't forget to enjoy life"- Phoond
True story: when I was 18 I managed a shitty off-brand video store in Bumfuck, Maryland. Place only survived because we were the only spot within 30 miles that had porn, and this was about '98 so the internet was still a distant thing for most of these people (it's still hard to get broadband out there). The store paid all the other workers minimum wage so we got a lot of shitty rednecks as employees, most of them were on goverment aid or just plain lazy and broke, and they were basically working for free movies.
One winner was a lady that ran about 300 pounds, and her husband was worse, he ran probably 350, maybe 375. Laziest, dirtiest people I had ever met (she was there before me, I didn't hire her). They literally lived in a trailer park less than 500 feet from the store, behind the strip mall (since removed and replaced with a Cracker Barrell) and he would drive over to get his free movies when the wife was working. They both smelled horrible. Anyway, one day he started complaining about indigestion, stomach acid, so for months he was given various antacid perscriptions and stuff as they tried to figure out why the burning sensation in his stomach would never go away. We all assumed it was a by-product of whatever the hell trash food he stuffed inside himself all day.
Finally, one day, a doctor gave him an actual physical examination instead of just writing a scrip. He lifted up his huge waves of flesh and found a bunch of insects and maggots living in there. He wasn't having indigestion, his skin was being eaten, but it was so deep in a roll this moron assumed it was internal.
And they took pictures. Before they cleaned him up.
And he was proud of them: he would go around showing them off with a "look what I did!" smile.
They were the most disgusting people I have ever personally known, and that was the worst thing ever photographed.
awesome story. A live bug infestation in your flabby jelly roll. Ugh.
Jeff
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I thought that was some tilt shift trickery
Jeff