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[seripop]

hell for me is lots of photoshop filters on reality
it's always super hot and humid.
it's where perrier is super expensive and u gotta listen to limp bizkit and creed
it's populated by unactrative and overweight greesy rockabilly guys with beer breath who try to make me swing dance with them
everyone talks about positive vibes or cosmic energies and they smoke alot of pot.


heaven is big chunks of bright colors and cats who scop thier own litter
it's alway about 20-25 celsius and there is 70 hours in a day, and i only need to sleep for 2 of em
in heaven vanilla coke is very good for you and is all natural and full of vitamins
and people leave u alone
in heaven hot water is free so u can take 10 showers a day.
there isa also a free 24 hour vegan buffet in heaven.
it's really good.