It's good to be king

[John A]

of Swaziland.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9116360/

[Pedini]

yeah, he never notices me so I stopped going to those things

[John A]

I guess it would be tough to get noticed if your only one of fifty thousand bare-breasted virgins.

[Pedini]

I figured my beard would entice him

and the flowers on my boobs

nothing but sour grapes

[connor13]

marks got a nice rack too, it's a shame.

[dennyschmickle]

[getoutoftheleftlane]

“I want to live a nice life, have money, be rich, have a BMW and cellphone,” said one dancer, 16-year-old Zodwa Mamba

I wonder what she'd do for just the cell phone?

But hey... at least they have their priorities straight and know what is important in life, right?

[Pedini]

marks got a nice rack too, it's a shame.

dude did your house get blown away to OZ the other night?

that wind was wicked

[esqdork]

Wielding machetes and singing tributes to the king and queen mother, also known as the Great She-Elephant

That line about the Great She-Elephant made my laugh out loud.

[connor13]

dude did your house get blown away to OZ the other night?

that wind was wicked

naw, everything was still there the next day.