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    Default When are you going to die?

    I keep posting this around b/c it is a great 5 min time killer (haha... killer.. i just kill myself) hahaha.

    to THE DEATH TEST I am out in April 2060...

    WHY I DIE?
    56%stroke
    24%ulcers/bowel toughness
    13%overdose
    5%drowning of the lungs
    2%wounds

    HOW ABOUT YOU?

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    There are some things I'd rather not know.
    "I guarantee, the image will not be fade off and you will be pleasure it too. " - a bootlegger
    We need to print a tshirt "Avoid sucker effect!"-Fabio
    "fudge isn't sharp"-phoondaddy

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    I'm going out with the rest of ya'll in the Apocalypse, which should be any day now.

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    I'd like to burn to death...
    "I guarantee, the image will not be fade off and you will be pleasure it too. " - a bootlegger
    We need to print a tshirt "Avoid sucker effect!"-Fabio
    "fudge isn't sharp"-phoondaddy

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    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% stroke
    24% ulcers/bowel toughness
    13% overdose
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds


    81 years old? Not too shabby!

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    The percentages are the same on both
    "I guarantee, the image will not be fade off and you will be pleasure it too. " - a bootlegger
    We need to print a tshirt "Avoid sucker effect!"-Fabio
    "fudge isn't sharp"-phoondaddy

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    bowel toughness?
    "I guarantee, the image will not be fade off and you will be pleasure it too. " - a bootlegger
    We need to print a tshirt "Avoid sucker effect!"-Fabio
    "fudge isn't sharp"-phoondaddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve w
    bowel toughness?
    I'm very regular. I didn't get that one myself.

    I can't believe I'm going to die.

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    The Five Remembrances


    I am of the nature to grow old. I cannot escape growing old.


    I am of the nature to have ill-health. I cannot escape having ill-health.


    I am of the nature to die. *There is no way to escape death.


    All that is dear to me and everyone I love are of the nature to change. There is no way to escape being separated from them.


    I inherit the results of my actions in body, speech and mind. My actions are the ground on which I stand.

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    78, I'm gonna die of cancer apparently.

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