Oh Crap

[ajosephb]

Jesus would totally kick Allah's butt.

[Unitus]

um... I'm one of those non-violent churchies.

nope. too bad. jebus needs you. you're drafted.

go show those terrorists who's god is stronger.

[bdix]

Bin Laden's getting religious approval from a condom? Does he have an Astroglide bomb or something?

[JESUS]

Jesus would totally kick Allah's butt.

You know it Beeeyotch, I've been hittin' the gym, Allah's got a bit of a gimp arm anyway.

[dennyschmickle]

I think Bruck Willis should ride a big rock into space and drop it on Afghanistan or something. Wouldn't that be more effective?

[Kurt]

What do you think Bush would do if a bomb took out, lets say most of Florida. Do you think he would start a "don't even ask" policy?

[dennyschmickle]

I think he'd start to cry like a girl and officially hand everything over to Cheney.

[john_e_warner]

if and WMD is used rest assured there will be bbq arab for years

[whiteyhouston]

if and WMD is used rest assured there will be bbq arab for years

I think I tried some of that at the flatstock bbq this year. a little too ropey.

[Jeph]

Sheesh, I can't even get permission to get a new computer from my wife.