Alright you sick fuckers, gimme some advice...

[dennyschmickle]

I go down there and he's got a Scorpion's CD next to the player. I hit eject and take Celine out, put in the Scorpions, hit play, and walk off.

Classic and timeless.
She probably has a crush on you now. Watch your back.

It's a "he".

Whoa, missed that part. I thought that was a joke!
Geez!
is right.

[dennyschmickle]

And HE probably does have a crush on you now.

[IVARTON]

I go down there and he's got a Scorpion's CD next to the player. I hit eject and take Celine out, put in the Scorpions, hit play, and walk off.

Classic and timeless.
She probably has a crush on you now. Watch your back.

It's a "he".

He was probably checking out your package

[philaarts.com]

pound it

[kozik]

that lil missy can really belt out a tune.

[Plantweed]

I always thought Mariah Carey, w/ her vocal chops, could make an incredible avant garde album with the right producer and musicians. Something along the lines of Julee Cruise.

[melia]

I go down there and he's got a Scorpion's CD next to the player. I hit eject and take Celine out, put in the Scorpions, hit play, and walk off.

keep it simple. minimize unnecessary conversation. beautiful.

[sean3325]

pee in his ear

[El Negro Magnifico!]

Flamin' shit in a bag. There's no other answer.

[n vaught]

Another plan would be to switch their cd with something from a complete opposite type of genre, while they werent around for a real suprise....say switching the Celine Dion with something hardcore or black metal. And turn the volume knob to full-blast after turning the stereo off. Then when they turn it on...