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Old 09-17-2002, 03:06 PM
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MY boyfriend asks me what he should do when we make love.

I’m in my late 30s, in a wheelchair with hooks for hands and have known him for six months. He is 36 and I love him very much.

He has had girlfriends run naked through the yard but never had sex. When we made love for the first time I had to show him what to do to please me.

Now I have shown my boyfriend all I can but he keeps asking me to teach him more.

I’m embarrassed and feel my boyfriend should talk to another man. I don’t want to lose him but I do find it hard to tell him what I want him to do to me.
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my advice? run for president.
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Old 09-17-2002, 03:07 PM
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Old 09-17-2002, 03:09 PM
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put some oven mitts over them hooks and open wide baby.

perhaps you can wheel naked through the yard for him.

does he have afat cock? Charlies lookin for a bit of strange....
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Old 09-17-2002, 03:11 PM
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i only like those middle eastern men with the ant eater weenies
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Old 09-17-2002, 03:13 PM
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Hello My name is Ahmed. I wish to violate you.
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Old 09-17-2002, 03:21 PM
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i see you have a moist beard too!

this is not helping me.

i'm reading the new JIM GOAD book now. i remember the answer me zines. and the redneck manifesto.... but shit... his life is a fine line between hip and jerry springer.
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Old 09-17-2002, 03:32 PM
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don't they have clip on extensions for amputees? kind of like inspector gadget.......have him throw of the Triple Indy Fister 2000 and fall in love all over again.....



ant eater weenies....i laughed out loud you fucker now everyone thinks i am drunk at work again....
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