I'm a bad ass! I'll open up a can of whoop ass on all ya beeitches!
Why?
1. High burst alkl-benzene ester-based strength.
2. I make my content visible to capture the reader.
3. I rescued a drowning baby and with the little baby's mama,
I basked in my glory during a Hallmark sunrise in the remains
of a burned out church. That's right, I'm a muther fucka.
4. Down to the bone I'm Martinized. I call the shots.
5. High Voltage Electrodes supplied by a Dynamic 220 VAC/50Hz
Dynamic Power Supply. You figure it out Bitch!
6. The ability to see thugs a creepin.
7. Good hygiene with a European-style landscaped courtyard.
8. Up-to-date, comprehensive, and reliable. Obliterating the need
for any other. I satisfy the ladies.
9. Glitz. I always get a table by the window.
10. Rococo furnishings.
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Lawn sprinklers are my alarm clock.
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