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heres one from Kozik: 'Primin' the Hymen'..
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nothing worse than a labored euphimism. It must flow naturally and be a sort of inverse jarring note on the original to be comically effective.
English is awesome. I am so happy to be fluent in it.
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So I show up at work today with a mutherfucker of a hangover, and lo and behold my porno mag is back in my desk! Someone has been polishin the knob to the ladies I paid for. Is that the same as someone taking the log to you're old lady's beaver while you're not lookin? Does it deserve an ass kickin?
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