Jazz junkies released

[B-DROID]

Hey guys, there are still 3 days left to back this project!!!! Let's do it! With the help of her 8 other backers we can make this happen and RELEASE THE JAZZ JUNKIES!!!!!!!11111!!!!00000@@@@@*****

[standard]

I'm bored talkin about posters. Let's talk about web design.



There are a few simple rules to great web design:
1. Always rely on stupid interface gimmicks.
2. Always put annoying fucking bird sound effects on everything.
3. Always make your web design incompatible with different screen resolutions, especially if you are advertising yourself as a web designer.
4. Always write body copy in a lousy script font, and then make it further unreadable by putting a "San Francisco" flag in front of it.
5. If you need to type out instructions to explain how your user interface/navigation works, it's probably fantastic.
6. Repeating work in your portfolio is a great way to fill in the empty spaces of a template.
7. Understand absolutely nothing about perspective before distorting a graphic to look like it is on a brick wall. Attention to detail will only slow you down.
8. Referring to yourself as "amazing" is a great promotional idea, especially if you are a magician.

Kamiblue Online-Imaginary Design

[Weird Beard 72]

yes! i need someone to do my website... perfect timing!

[Andymac]

Wait, I get it...the bird is 'twittering' and then the sign says 'follow me on twitter.'

LOLOLOLOLOL

Ima steal that one. I guess I need a twitter account first.

[Rev. Mike]

My favorite part was when she asked for the sanctity of her posts to be respected in the middle of her not being able to recognize her theft of intellectual property. Golden.

[lil_tuffy]

LOL. There is a cat in the video! zo cool!

[tristengrant]

The sound of the bird is also wrong for the "illustration".

[El Negro Magnifico!]

I was thinking recently just how dope that theme song was.
Marnie McPhail is married to actor Reed Diamond, and they're in a shitty bar band together.

[El Negro Magnifico!]

The sound of the bird is also wrong for the "illustration".

Exactly. I haven't gone back to the site, but wasn't he using the sound of a loon?
Appropriate.

[Andymac]

toonie.

fuck the penny.