White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

[Thornysarus]

This is going to be one fucked-up year. I can already tell.

Just sayin'

White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

[strawberryluna]

"Each week during 2012, when the Mayans tell us to expect the apocalypse, Danger Room will peel back a new layer of crazy to expose those oh-so-cleverly hidden machinations powering this doomed plane of existence. Welcome — back — to Tinfoil Tuesday."

[B-DROID]

Of course they DENY it. Sheesh.