Attention Chosen People

[RichieGoodtimes]

I'm currently in a relationship with an awesome Jewish girl and this is new territory for me. Apparently you have a holiday this week, or this week is a holiday? She's got a two year old and I feel it would be appropriate to do something nice for the kid for Hanukkah. What is appropriate? Is this handled like Giftmas?

[squeegeethree]

Gifts everyday I believe. Start small and build up to the xbox on the last day.

[RichieGoodtimes]

I guess I'm going fucking shopping again. I already got my kid hooked up.

[crosshair]

Hanukkah isn't a big deal like Jesusmas. Something smallish will do.

Or just bring some cash to fund a high-stakes dreidel game, and arrange for the kid to clean you out. Act dismayed.

[Thornysarus]

A must-read.

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[vastagh]

Jewish chicks, halfies even, are the best. Good luck, Richie.

[andydiesel]

Chocolate coins, and a box of manaschevitz matzo.

i'm a jew!

[andydiesel]

and a pair of shoes purchased at a drugstore.

[RichieGoodtimes]

I got a smoking hot Israeli national. I wanna keep this one. I'm not sure she's all that good at Judaism. She's got more tattoos than me and lives on she'll fish. Aren't both those things against the rules?

Well, fuck it. I'm supposed to go to some deal tomorrow night with her and I didn't want to look like more of an asshole than usual.

[Barry Obama]

jewelry. it transcends all nationalities, cultures and faiths. get her like an Alexander McQueen skull ring or something. you can never go wromg with bling.