Everyone Dead?!

[Angryblue]

This place is cheery.

[Andymac]

this is what it's come to....... WB ink discussions and dead guy notices. and spam. 20% of the feature threads.

OK here's a joke....


Nun gets into a cab.

The driver keeps checking the Nun out in the mirror. He's a handsome guy.

The nun notices this and the continuing glances, and finally asks what is troubling the driver.

The driver says, "I would like to ask you something, but I am embarassed and afraid you would be shocked."

The Nun replies, " Not to worry, in my life I have heard it all and seen it all. Nothing would shock me."

The driver thinks it over and then says, "All my life, I've harboured a secret desire to kiss a nun."

The nun gives the driver a long look in the mirror, then answers. "I think we could make your wish happen, on two conditions: 1 - you are a catholic, and 2 - you are single."

The driver answers emphatically, "I'm Catholic, I'm not married!"

The nun tells him to pull around the next corner into the alley, and proceeds to give him a kiss that would put a boner on a dead man.

They drive on in silence, and then suddenly the driver starts crying.

"What's wrong young man, why are you crying?"

The driver blurts out, "I lied to a nun, I feel so bad. I'm Jewish and married!"

The nun says, "It's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on the way to a hallowe'en party."

[Damn the Design]

We all die alone as empty shells of working men and women. In fact, the second you’re born, you’re slowly dying. ‘Life’ is sort of like a waiting room for your turn to become absolutely nothing in the end.

[zlandrum]

Lol@joke.

[julia green]

er'one dead

[fredo]

4 nuns die in a bus crash and end up at the pearly gates together.
St. Peter say: "You are women of god and are welcome, but first I need to ask if you've ever
touched a man down there."

1st nun, ashamed: "Yes, St. Peter. I have. With these 2 fingers."

Pete: "That's OK, sister. Just dip them in this bucket of holy water and welcome to paradise."
<<dips>>

2nd nun: "I, too, have touched...with this hand here."

Pete: "Please, dip, sister. Bless you."
<<washes hand>>

3rd nun: "St. Pete, I have..."
<<4th nun pushes her aside and runs to the bucket>>

Peter: "Sister, sister! Please! We have all of eternity together. There is no need to rush into heaven."

4th nun: "If you think I'm putting my mouth in that water after she dunks her ass,
you're outta yer fcking mind."

<<all laugh>>

[MrBlonde7]

been slow here lately. I of course blame my sporadic attendance and the lack of Phoon having a boring job that forced him to comment incessantly.

[ajosephb]

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[squeegeethree]

I'm just sleepy lately.
Today I learned about.
Bumblebee Bats
bumblebee bats - Google Search

and

Chinese Giant Salamanders
Chinese giant salamander - Google Search

[Robbie Fuct]

i drop by occasionally. no one notices.