Lions and tigers and bears, oh fuuuck

[hartman]

Last of Escaped Animals Being Hunted Down in Zanesville, Ohio - Yahoo!

"Heavily armed cops hunted down the few remaining wild animals that terrorized an Ohio town after they were let loose by the suicidal owner of an animal preserve."

"As many as 51 wild animals, including cheetahs, grizzly bears, black bears, wolves, lions, a white Siberian tiger, camels and giraffes were running free in Zanesville Tuesday night, which has a population of about 25,000 residents."

[SkatRadioh]

All the animals sound awesome.

[Hrabovsky]

Should've been the Central Park Zoo.

[Holly]

All the animals sound awesome.

But now they're all dead, or most of them. Ugh.

[hartman]

But now they're all dead, or most of them. Ugh.

If it makes you feel better I'm sure they'd rather be dead than trapped in a cage for the rest of eternity. Or maybe not.

But at least they weren't all shot; "An escaped monkey was eaten by one of the lions."

[NIBOT]

But at least they weren't all shot; "An escaped monkey was eaten by one of the lions."

reading this made me break out in uncontrollable laughter

[mark@methanestudios]

that monkey was probably taunting the lions and throwing poop on them for years and then his cage opened and into the arms of those very same lions

[mark@methanestudios]

Still though hate to see all those animals put down like that. They didn't ask to be there.

[hartman]

reading this made me break out in uncontrollable laughter

I know, me too. It's a sad story but I can't help myself from finding it so funny. Reminds me of Jumanji.

[El Roacho]

i find it weird that tranquilizers were not an option.