Printer does not print actual size

[richncali]

After scanning a document and try printing it, the copy always comes out smaller than actual size. I have "no scaling" selected on the printer (HP Photosmart C4680) and paper size is defaulted to 8-1/2 x 11.

[zlandrum]

did you try rubbing poop on your face?

[Goetting]

Yup.. my printer never printed actual size until I started rubbing poop on my face. Now it prints 8.5 x 11 every time

[vastagh]

ohhhh, i've been rubbing poop on my screen. doi.

[lil_tuffy]

buy a bigger printer.

[Dan Black]

I like this thread. My problem is that i try to select "scaling please" on my poop, but it is always actual size.

[swarez]

I put poop on the scanner, scan that, print it out half scale, make a mask that I put on my face, light a cigarette, take off mask, scan picture with poop smeared scanner, that fails, cry deeply, throw the fucking thing in the trash, have a coke and a smile.

[DenisMutter]

It's thread like this that make a premium membership worth the price of admission!

Rich in Cali - you may not be able to see the premium content, but it's all over the place!

[mikeage]

Scan everything at 101%.
problem solved!

[Andymac]

that is a crappy solution.

I would lay the paper out in the racks, then leave buckets of warm piss around so the humidity goes up in the room. the paper will expand, pulling the type along with it.