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"Run and you will only die tired"
These are already posted on my facebook, but I figured I'd bring the pain here.
Me with frozen foodz on ma face trying to stop the post-wisdom-tooth-surgery swelling
More foodz - these are frozen tortillas (yes, we are reusing them, and I hope my one
creepy roommate is eating them after my face has been on them)
I can't smoke and I'm going insane because of it, so I've resorted to holding the cigarette
in front of my face and inhaling the secondhand, so as not to dislodge the blood clots by
sucking on the filter
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yeah... sooooo many zingers in that post.
I hope you feel better dude.
I started 25 years ago with a stolen Kinko's card and a shitty bicycle. If I can do it you can too. - Kozik
For the record, I also enjoy snack cakes and receiving fellatio. - ENM
Reading "The Art of Seduction" saved me a lot of money on Roofies.
I was stuck in this giant RV with Keith Richards and he kept tickling my ass and trying to toss my salad. - B-DROID
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No offense Blonde, but you are taking this whole "wisdom tooth" thing like a huge pussy.
I had mine cut out when I was 19 or so, and I was chomping on pretzels later that day and had baked chicken for dinner that night.
I got mine yanked in the Army, all 4 of them at once...they put me back to work the same afternoon!!!
I had a vasectomy and jogged home.
I started 25 years ago with a stolen Kinko's card and a shitty bicycle. If I can do it you can too. - Kozik
For the record, I also enjoy snack cakes and receiving fellatio. - ENM
Reading "The Art of Seduction" saved me a lot of money on Roofies.
I was stuck in this giant RV with Keith Richards and he kept tickling my ass and trying to toss my salad. - B-DROID
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