Brendan Jordan a two year Enigma wrapped in a mystery

[Brendan Jordan]

i remember when everybody hated Brendan and thought he was a big whiny bitch. ahhhh....those were the days.

this newfound popularity of his is SO over-rated. I highly doubt he would ever be able to put up a big enough fight to throw MY ass outta his bar.

feel free to negate my name on your friendster list, B-man.

It's all good Kustom, I know you really don't feel that way. . . You've got nothing but love for me.

[Michael M. Motorcycle]

I took my licks and rolled with the fucking punches.

Check out Mr. tough boy Brendan.

[raindog138]

im still not impressed.

[raindog138]

can you juggle?

[Michael M. Motorcycle]

im still not impressed.

Raindoggie, I hate to say this, but Brendan could lick your ass in a heartbeat.

[raindog138]

my ass need not be licked sir.

[Unitus]

Brendan Jordan has walked through the wilderness for fourty days and fourty nights. He has entered the labyrinth and defeated the beasts within. He soars with the eagles.

He is the meaning of life.

[Michael M. Motorcycle]

my ass need not be licked sir.

In the seventies Brendan was Bond, James Bond, in the eightes, he turned into all of those newromantic dudes wrapped up in one. Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran, Kajagoogoo.......Brendan Jordan

[Unitus]

He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him. He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health. I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury. He sheds his skin once a year. He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia. He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Jordan! I once saw him eat a whole live chicken. His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson. He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that.

[Jeph]

remember when everybody hated Brendan and thought he was a big whiny bitch. ahhhh....those were the days.

this newfound popularity of his is SO over-rated. I highly doubt he would ever be able to put up a big enough fight to throw MY ass outta his bar.

i secnd that emotion.

i haven't bothered to read this whole damn thread, but waht i did seemed hilarious.

however - i do find it strange that brendan went from bitch boy to GP ICON within a matter of weeks it seems. why i dont know. i dont see it. sure he's clever on occasion, but outside of that?

what gives - did i miss something that he said or posted that somehow made him highly respectable or something? i mean - he went from gettin tore the fuck up to mascot in no time flat.

i just didnt see the transition.

not that i ever had a problem with him - but it seemed like he was the punching bag for a while then all the sudden everyone's hero.

I'm just being nice to him becuase he threatened physical violence against me and my loved ones...I'm scared dammit.